Sorry Folks, Park’s Closed – Vacation (1983)

Ma Meatloaf — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 03:46:36 +0000

In honor of summer, I couldn’t help but share some lines from Vacation. Everyone loves Vacation. Makes me want to pack up the wagon and hit the road to check out the rest of our glorious country. Especially if it means finding a topless Christie Brinkley (circa 1993, not now…ewww) in the hotel pool.

I don’t give a frog’s fat ass who went through what. We need money! Hey, Russ, wanna look through Aunt Edna’s purse?
I’m making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300 in cash and keep the $700, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep
Clark: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?
Pimp: Fuck yo mama!
Clark: Thank you very much
Hey Knucklehead, set us up with four Red eye’s will ya?
Do you ever “bop your baloney”?
Ellen: I honestly don’t think we’re going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Clark: Jesus, it’s only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.
Aunt Edna: Clark, watch your language!
Clark: Make that the second biggest.
Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
Clark: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun
I think you’re all fucked in the head. We’re ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I’ll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’ll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’ out of you’re assholes! I gotta be crazy! I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
Why aren’t we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that
Sorry, folks! We’re closed for two weeks to clean and repair America’s favorite family fun park. Sorry, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
I distinctly ordered the Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon with C.B. and optional rally fun pack

I’m Buck Melanoma – Uncle Buck (1989), Movie Lines and Quotes

Ma Meatloaf — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 00:59:21 +0000

Sorry for the lag time between posts folks. You know that holiday season really keeps me busy. But now I’m back and ready to share more of my favorite movie quotes. Let’s start of 2010 with one of my favorites growing up. Good ‘ol Uncle Buck. I wish I had an uncle like Uncle Buck so he could make me some big ass pancakes.

Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where’s your office?
Buck: I don’t have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don’t need one.
Miles: Where’s your wife?
Buck: Don’t have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It’s a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don’t.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It’s an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my Dad’s brother?
Buck: What’s your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I’m your Dad’s brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I’m a kid – that’s my job
I don’t have to take this shit from you. You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I’m a god!
A lot of people hate this hat. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it. Ah, I’ll tell you a story about that on the way to school
What’s another name for balls?……NUTS
Hi, I’m Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell’s wart
Hey, nice music! Who is that, the Grass Roots? Just kidding, I know my music!
You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it… to see if you actually brushed your teeth… or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet
Marcie Dahlgren-Frost. Dahlgren is my maiden name, Frost is my married name. I’m single again, but I never bothered to remove the Frost. And I get compliments on the hyphen
Maisy Russell: My Uncle was micro waving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.
Maisy’s Teacher: Honest?
Maisy Russell: Mm-Hmm
Maisy’s Teacher: Why was your Uncle micro waving your socks?
Maisy Russell: He can’t get the goddamn washing machine to work
Maisy’s Teacher: BLASPHEMER!
Art Linkletter was right. Kids do say the God damndest things
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!

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Sorry Folks, Park’s Closed – Vacation (1983)

I’m Buck Melanoma – Uncle Buck (1989), Movie Lines and Quotes