I Call It Twatting – Couples Retreat (2009), Movie Lines and Quotes

Ma Meatloaf — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:02:15 +0000

Vince Vaughn pretty much rules this movie. This guy is rapidly ascending my top comedic actor list. I know it’s pretty much the same schtick every movie…rapid speech, big eye expressions, etc., but he’s mastered it and for some reason I don’t get tired of it. Another reason to watch this movie is for the yoga scene. I guarantee you will cracking up during this scene. That’s all I’ll say.

Dave: Is his junk literally out of his pants?
Ronnie: Yes.
Dave: Now it’s a party
You own a zebra, I own a goat, what the hell does that have to do with cheating on your wife?
I don’t want to see a video about ball cancer
I feel your anger… I got your blood pumping.. yes, no, now use it… harness it…. Boom!
With what you are wearing, you are attracting guys who wear their pants around their ass
Take the French out of your mouth and tell me what to do
This looks like a screensaver
I hold a lot of tension in my upper thighs
Here is my karma on you
Feel the energy through your chest, your peacock chest
Encouragement, yes!
The Code?Asstastic… Yes, Asstastic. A-S-S-TASTIC did you get that? Are we good? Good
It’s like a little kid gets a puppy for the first time, just hugs it so much, snaps it’s neck. It’s puppy cradle death syndrome. All that love is gonna snap that puppy
Please don’t pee in that, it’s not a real toilet
Please, allow me to put on something more proper

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I Call It Twatting – Couples Retreat (2009), Movie Lines and Quotes