The Brain! – Waiting… (2005), Movie Lines and Quotes

Ma Meatloaf — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 03:47:32 +0000

Waiting is the best comedy you’ve never heard of. Or at least I had never heard of until a couple years ago. One of my friends told me about this movie and said I needed to see it. Maybe it’s the lame title that slipped by me, but I can’t believe I didn’t see this thing in the movie theater or hear others raving about it. I love this movie. Ryan Reynolds is better in this than in Van Wilder and that’s saying a lot. Now, take a look at that Batwing, bitch! And, remember to not piss off your waiter or waitress.

There are few things in this world more unsettling than going in the back to grab some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of cock
So far I’ve made 15% of jack shit
Ma’am, I don’t doubt the steak was over-cooked, but did you have to eat it all before you complained about it?
A little floor spice makes everything nice, there you go
It’s like we’re stuck in a fucking time paradox where neither our wisdom nor your virginity will ever escape
You need to invent your own penis-showin’ game
With women, it’s always one of two things. Either they won’t sleep with you, and then there’s really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you… and then there’s really no need to ever call them again
Correct me if I’m wrong, but haven’t I been inside you?
Take a look at the bat wing, Bitch
Well its official, my penis is now just for show
And that’s the Abraham Lincoln, but remember, you gotta shave it so it looks like his beard, otherwise, it don’t count
Okay, well, that just about covers all the different variations that we have. But you know, we’re always looking for new positions. So look next time you got a little down time, you find yourself a little bored, play with your nuts, you know what I’m saying? See what you come up with, okay? It’s all good
Welcome to Thunderdome, Bitch

I Like… Unicorns – Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) , Movie Lines and Quotes

Ma Meatloaf — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:20:17 +0000

Who doesn’t like a good ‘ol game of dodgeball? I have fond memories of playing this ancient past time back in the day. I was pretty damn good too…usually making it to the last few people before my teacher Mr. Lazarus would knock the crap out of us. Not too hard when your a 6′6″ southpaw with an arm like Nolan Ryan. Grown man picking on little kids. Bastard. On a side note, this one goes out to you Mr. Rip Torn. I admire your comedic work and the fact that your house looks like the bank you were found in. Oh and the fact that you pack heat. Gangsta!

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball
I ain’t crazy and I ain’t a guy
That is pure poppycock!
The dread pirate Steve be in no man’s debt. I’ll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I’ll be sharing me buried treasure with ya… once I find it, that be
Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation
Your “gym” is a skidmark on the underpants of society
Too bad Hallmark doesn’t make a “Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony” card
My sweet dick, it’s magic! (Wow, this could be my new favorite line ever)
You had me at blood and semen
Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade… Laser… Blazer…
You’re going down like a sweet muffin!
There’s no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you’re into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I’m just kidding. But seriously, I’ve got ‘em
Do you smell that fitness? I do
Cotton McKnight: Oh! Right in the testicles!
Pepper Brooks: Ouchtown, population you, bro!
Son, you’re about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!
I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don’t have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal!
Peter La Fleur: There’s someone out there for everybody.
Owen: You think?
Peter La Fleur: Absolutely. In some cases, there’s two somebodies for one person. I like to call that “the jackpot”
This is Seth from Videorama. The following DVDs are now overdue: “Drunken Hussies 3″, “Backdoor Patrol 5″ and “Bona Lisa Smile”. Thank you

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The Brain! – Waiting… (2005), Movie Lines and Quotes

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