Ma Meatloaf » Ken Jeong http://www.mameatloaf.com Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 09 Sep 2010 04:17:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.1 en hourly 1 Quid Pro Quo, Douchebag – The Hangover (2009), Movie Lines and Quotes http://www.mameatloaf.com/2010/03/quid-pro-quo-douchebag-the-hangover-2009/ http://www.mameatloaf.com/2010/03/quid-pro-quo-douchebag-the-hangover-2009/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 04:33:43 +0000 Ma Meatloaf http://www.mameatloaf.com/?p=590 The Hangover DVDOh, man. Yet another movie I have lived through. Ok, maybe not the part where you stay in the deluxe suite at Caesars Palace (substitute The Frontier complete with picketing workers out front), the tiger in the bathroom (substitute barf in the bathroom), Mike Tyson singing (substitute Kirov, our Russian Taxi Driver singing) and a naked Asian man in the trunk (substitute a…..ok I have experienced the naked Asian in the trunk). Anyway, I could relate to this movie. I used to love Vegas and now it scares the crap out of me. Movies like this and Very Bad Things show how easy it is for everything to go wrong.

  • Stop! You’re getting too close to my shaft!
  • We tend to do dumb shit when we’re fucked up
  • Hey, you guys ready to let the dogs out?
  • It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
  • Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard
  • I look like a nerdy hillbilly!
  • Not you, fat Jesus
  • Oh, you know what? Next week’s no good for me… The Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it’s totally fine.
  • He’s jackin’ his little weenus!
  • I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school… or a Chuck E. Cheese
  • I have this cousin Marcus who saw one he said it blew his mind I want to make sure I never ever miss out on a Haley’s comet
  • Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine
  • Listen to me, I’m gonna’ tell you something. I know some sick people in my life, this guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever met in my life!
  • Fuck this tiger!
  • Here’s something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-fucking his corpse!

The Hangover T-Shirt

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  • I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he’d cum in his pants
  • We are gonna make s’mores with white chocolate
  • Sometimes I call myself “The Booby Watcher”, and I have my own comic book. “The Adventures of The Booby Watcher”
  • Ronnie Shields: You’re my PIC, Wheeler
    Wheeler: What’s a PIC?
    Ronnie Shields: Partner in crime. You’re my PIC. Just don’t cock-block me tonight
  • Dude, I just spent the afternoon in Middle-earth with glee-glop and the floopty-doos, all right? Give me a fucking break
  • I’m not here to service you, I’m here to service these young boys
  • School Boy: Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo
    Danny: No, no. It’s not a cow. It’s a a minotaur. It’s a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom’s closet
    Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fucked her
  • No, I like to rock n’ roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands… I can only rock from like 1-3
  • Chicken wings, chicken wings, hot dogs and baloney, Chicken and macaroni, Chillin’ with my homies, Chicken wings, Chicken wings
  • Diana has put away her bosom. Apollo has lifted his skirt. The day has been launched
  • Why don’t you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!
  • Danny: Man, why do you bow for that guy?
    Augie Farks: Because he’s the king, and he rules the entire realm.
    Danny: Oh he rules the entire realm? Oh my bad.
    Danny: Is that when he is or isn’t whacking it to The Sims?
  • Well, well, well. If it isn’t Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I’m-full-of-shit?
  • Gayle Sweeny: You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine
    Wheeler: What did you have for dinner?
    Danny: Was it cocaine?
  • Me and the judge have a special relationship… I don’t wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs
L.A.I.R.E. shirt

Gayle Sweeney does rule this movie though!

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