Ma Meatloaf » Vince Vaughn

I Call It Twatting – Couples Retreat (2009), Movie Lines and Quotes

Ma Meatloaf — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:02:15 +0000

Vince Vaughn pretty much rules this movie. This guy is rapidly ascending my top comedic actor list. I know it’s pretty much the same schtick every movie…rapid speech, big eye expressions, etc., but he’s mastered it and for some reason I don’t get tired of it. Another reason to watch this movie is for the yoga scene. I guarantee you will cracking up during this scene. That’s all I’ll say.

Dave: Is his junk literally out of his pants?
Ronnie: Yes.
Dave: Now it’s a party
You own a zebra, I own a goat, what the hell does that have to do with cheating on your wife?
I don’t want to see a video about ball cancer
I feel your anger… I got your blood pumping.. yes, no, now use it… harness it…. Boom!
With what you are wearing, you are attracting guys who wear their pants around their ass
Take the French out of your mouth and tell me what to do
This looks like a screensaver
I hold a lot of tension in my upper thighs
Here is my karma on you
Feel the energy through your chest, your peacock chest
Encouragement, yes!
The Code?Asstastic… Yes, Asstastic. A-S-S-TASTIC did you get that? Are we good? Good
It’s like a little kid gets a puppy for the first time, just hugs it so much, snaps it’s neck. It’s puppy cradle death syndrome. All that love is gonna snap that puppy
Please don’t pee in that, it’s not a real toilet
Please, allow me to put on something more proper

I Like… Unicorns – Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) , Movie Lines and Quotes

Ma Meatloaf — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:20:17 +0000

Who doesn’t like a good ‘ol game of dodgeball? I have fond memories of playing this ancient past time back in the day. I was pretty damn good too…usually making it to the last few people before my teacher Mr. Lazarus would knock the crap out of us. Not too hard when your a 6′6″ southpaw with an arm like Nolan Ryan. Grown man picking on little kids. Bastard. On a side note, this one goes out to you Mr. Rip Torn. I admire your comedic work and the fact that your house looks like the bank you were found in. Oh and the fact that you pack heat. Gangsta!

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball
I ain’t crazy and I ain’t a guy
That is pure poppycock!
The dread pirate Steve be in no man’s debt. I’ll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I’ll be sharing me buried treasure with ya… once I find it, that be
Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation
Your “gym” is a skidmark on the underpants of society
Too bad Hallmark doesn’t make a “Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony” card
My sweet dick, it’s magic! (Wow, this could be my new favorite line ever)
You had me at blood and semen
Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade… Laser… Blazer…
You’re going down like a sweet muffin!
There’s no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you’re into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I’m just kidding. But seriously, I’ve got ‘em
Do you smell that fitness? I do
Cotton McKnight: Oh! Right in the testicles!
Pepper Brooks: Ouchtown, population you, bro!
Son, you’re about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!
I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don’t have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal!
Peter La Fleur: There’s someone out there for everybody.
Owen: You think?
Peter La Fleur: Absolutely. In some cases, there’s two somebodies for one person. I like to call that “the jackpot”
This is Seth from Videorama. The following DVDs are now overdue: “Drunken Hussies 3″, “Backdoor Patrol 5″ and “Bona Lisa Smile”. Thank you

Crabcakes and Football! That is What Marlyand Does! – Wedding Crashers (2005)

Ma Meatloaf — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:03:10 +0000

Ok, I had the idea for this movie before it came out. Another wasted idea. I could be rich right now, but instead I’m writing this blog. Here’s the scenario…I’m at this wedding at a hotel and after the outdoor ceremony we get shuffled into a room with a bar, appetizers, etc. So, I’m eating and drinking for about 20 minutes when the call comes to move into one of the banquet rooms for the reception. Well, I’m not done with my drink yet or sampling the cheese platter so I opt to hang out a bit. Since everyone is leaving, the bar line just got a lot shorter too! So, I end up staying even longer. Next thing I know, another wedding party is arriving into the room…they’re replenishing the food and drink! That’s when it hit me. I could grab a few single buddies, throw on a suit, pick up on some ladies and eat/drink for free at these things and know one would know! Well I never ended up following through with that nor did I think about writing a screenplay for that idea, but at least the guys that wrote Wedding Crashers did it right. This is one hilarious movie.

We both know I’m a phenomenal dancer
Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal!
Ma, Meatloaf! (Hey, that’s what I named this blog. Funny how that works)
Like white on rice
I almost just nunchucked you, you don’t even realize!
Where’s your Dalai Lama now, BITCH!
You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me
Lock it up
Just livin the dream
Where they built for comfort of for speed? You give her the motorboat? You did didn’t you, you gave her the motorboat, you motorboating son-of-a-bitch. You old sailer you!
Tattoo on the lower back. Might as well be a bulls-eye
Yeah, well what about the Chang wedding three years ago. 2am, you drag me fifty miles to watch you and some chick play Mah-Jongg with her grandmother? In a retirement home
Yeah i got a problem, i got a problem with your outfit and your general attitude towards everybody.. but lets go shoot some birds, i am pschyed!
The painting was a gift Todd. I’m taking it with me
What is she doing back there? I never know what she’s doing
I’m not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you
Jeremy Grey: I am going to go with the balloon animal display. For the kids. And then when she comes close to check it out, guess who is the broken man, haunted past? How about you?
John Beckwith: I am going to go dance with the little flower girl. Oh, and I might be a charter member of Oprah’s book club
I’m sorry. I’m not sorry. Okay? I’m not gonna apologize, I’m a cocksman!
You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts