Ma Meatloaf » Woody Harrelson http://www.mameatloaf.com Just another WordPress weblog Wed, 04 Aug 2010 23:34:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.1 en hourly 1 Ishmael Likes Me – Kingpin (1996), Movie Lines and Quotes http://www.mameatloaf.com/2009/12/ishmael-likes-me-kingpin-1996/ http://www.mameatloaf.com/2009/12/ishmael-likes-me-kingpin-1996/#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:19:15 +0000 Ma Meatloaf http://www.mameatloaf.com/?p=549 Kingpin DVDI enjoy the occasional night out at the bowling alley. Some Budweisers, soggy nachos and smelly shoes. All good right? But you know what makes it better? When you get that guy in the next lane sauntering up with his ball bag, shiny swirly yellow ball, custom made wrist guard and his own damn bowling shoes. Now, that my friends, makes my bowling night a success. Kingpin captures the beauty of the bowling lanes and its cast of weirdos and I love them for that.

  • Some corn stalks were broken and I tried to fix them
  • One more time, sweetness
  • Tanqueray and Tab and keep ‘em comin’
  • Hi. Not you. Hi.
  • Run for the hills everybody, there’s a giant shit-cloud coming
  • Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don’t mow another guy’s lawn
  • I don’t puke when I drink. I puke when I don’t
  • The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn’t kickin’ mine
  • It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he’s the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He’s got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst
  • Hi Mr. Skidmark
  • Your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert
  • What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger
  • Jonathan, run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line. Tennessee! Kentucky! Find the meat! Uh, deeper, Jonathan
  • Roy: Hey, I hope you don’t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
    Mr. Boorg: We don’t have a cow. We have a bull.
    Roy: I’m gonna brush my teeth
  • I’m unable to have children. Nasty cheese grating accident as a boy
  • Just because you’re familiar with the missionary position doesn’t make you a missionary

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